'Irnar's Poloroidic Pregnancy (Necromancy)

Class: Mage
Level: 6
Range: Touch
Components: V, S
Duration: permanent
Casting Time: 6
Area of Effect: 1 creature
Save: Neg.

     This spell will speed up the pregnancy of a woman from 9 stages to
9 hours (1 hour for each stage left until birth). The pregnant woman
must make a system shock when its time to give birth. Success indicates
that the birth is successful, failure indicates that child dies and the
woman suffers a permanent -1 reduction to constitution.
     'Irnar is still researching, but the priestesses of the Mother
Goddess are doing their damndest to hunt him down and destroy his
research, it is a violation if their creed.
 
 
 

     Some parental mages have created a few useful cantrips. Below is a
list of them. They have a small description and should not need
additional explanation.

Burp - causes the infant to pass gas.
Create Cheerios and Milk - creates a healthy portion of cereal w/ milk.
Gallager's Food to Mush - transfers food to edible mush for infants.
Turn Toddler - keeps a whinny kid at bay.