Unfortunately, many characters (usually make) find it necessarily
to say derogatory, sexist things to others. Below is presented a list
of these things. Most are geared toward woman but this is
unintentional.  When searching and asking for quotes from various
sources, that is what turned up. These quotes are not intended to
offend anybody. They are fun and entertainment.
     A percentile table is given if a GM wishes to get random quotes.
 

 TABLE A: Quotes

01-02  A drunk wench is fair game.
03-04  Aghast that's not a girl its a harpy.
05-06  Ah! A magical dildo.
07-08  'Ello, you don't know me, but I've been watchin' you.
09-10  Gruel oozes from her twat.
11-12  Her words say "No", my dagger says "Yes".
13-14  Her hole is bigger than the astral plane.
15-16  His lance is bigger than mine.
17-18  Honestly constable, her tunic was open.
19-20  I bought her venison, she owes me.
21-22  I'd like to put my sword in her scabbard.
23-24  I love the salty taste of the mermaid twat.
25-26  I said use your hand, not your hand axe.
27-28  I'll slay your dragon for ya.
29-30  I'll try anything once; twice if it hurts.
31-32  I'm going to crank on the wench.
33-34  It must be nice to have magical protection.
35-36  Lets do it like the fairy folk.
37-38  Loot the village...Ravage the women...Burn the crops...
39-40  Now I know why its called a bonesnapper.
41-42  She likes to do it gorgon-style.
43-44  She was asking for it dressed in that alluring plate mail.
45-46  The horse needs rest, lets move into the dark woods.
47-48  The mermaid smells like fish.
49-50  The women, how much for the women?
51-52  There's one of her, and five of us. Heh, Heh, Heh!
53-54  Trust me babe.
55-56  Two bits for your woman, five bits for your horse.
57-58  Where does the mermaid hide her vagina?
59-60  Why do child-bearers carry weapons?
61-62  Wonder bitch there? She's just a blond and brainless slut!
63-00 REROLL