(As in Harlan Ellison's short "How's the Night Life On Cissalda?")

Level: 9
Range: 30 yards
Components: V, S
Duration: Special
Casting Time: 9
Area of Effect: None
Save: None

     The casting of this spell will cause an interdimensional
connection between the world of the spell caster and the alternate
world of the Cissaldans. The utterance of this spell attracts one
Cissaldan which will come through the connection and attack whomever
the spell caster directs the spell against.
     The recipient has an immediate desire to "do a disgusting thing
with a disgusting thing" and will fall upon the Cissaldan with much
vigor. The recipient will not be able to do or say anything else since
his or her complete concentration is centered on the Cissaldan. The two
will continue to copulate until the recipient dies of starvation.
There is no known way of separating someone (or something since the
Cissaldans do not discriminate in any way) from a Cissaldan until the
recipient dies.  After the death of the spell recipient, the Cissaldan
will return to the world from which it came.
     Cissaldans are described as having two penises, two vaginas, and
are physically "disgusting" to look at. They, however, love to make
love so to speak, and can physically adapt to any sexual physiology.