Leomund's Tiny Brothel (Alteration)

Level: 3
Range: 0
Components: V, S, M
Duration: 5 hours + 1 hour/level
Casting time: 3
Area of Effect: 15-foot-diameter sphere
Save: None

     When this spell is cast, the wizard creates an unmoving, opaque,
sound-proof field of any desired color around his person.  Up to 7
other man-sized creatures can fit into the field with its creator, and
these can freely pass into and out of the brothel without harming it,
but if the spellcaster removes himself from it, the spell dissipate.
     The temperature inside the hut is a cool 60 degrees Fahrenheit, if
the exterior temperature is between 0 and 100 degrees. An exterior
temperature below 0 and above 100 lowers or raises, respectively, the
interior temperature on a 1 degree-for-1 degree basis. The tiny brothel
also provides protection against the elements, such as rain, dust,
sandstorms, and the like. The hut can withstand any wind of less than
hurricane force without being harmed, but wind force greater than that
destroys it.
     The interior of the hut is a hemisphere; the spellcaster can
illuminate it dimly upon command, or extinguish the light as desired.
The floor of the hut is soft and springy. Nice big cushy pillows are
also in the brothel. The spellcaster can cause the brothel play soft
romantic music upon command.  Note that although the force field is
opaque from the outside, it is transparent from within.  Missiles,
weapons, and most spell effects can pass through the hut without
affecting it, although the occupants cannot be seen from outside the
hut.  The hut can be dispelled.
     The material component for this spell is a small crystal bead that
shatters when the spell duration expires or the brothel is dispelled,
the hair of a prostitute, and a feather (duck feathers work best).