To better equip the saintly woman, some people (probably those gnomes)
have designed some vaginal inserts to make would-be rapists pay for
their lustful attempts at unlawful entry. But first let us see where
these inventions originated at:

     It seems that the first case of protective vaginal inserts began
in human tribes of the wilderness. Naturally the daughter of a tribe's
chief was the most sought after girl in the village, and there was a
strict custom about whoever took her virginity would be the next
leader.
    To protect their little girls from unlawful entry certain tribes
developed vaginal inserts. There is a certain type of cactus whose
spines grow at angles on a rather broad, smooth leaf. The chief's wife
would remove the spines from one side of two leaves and insert these
pieces into the daughter's vagina with the spiny sides facing each
other and pointed back inside the girl.
    If anyone tried to have his way with the girl, his penis would
slide in easily enough, but when he went to pull out...... eeeeh....
 

Model VI-1

Basically a five inch vaginal insert constructed of metal that has a
four inch hooked spike in it as such:

/------------------
|          \
|------------
|
\------------------

Thus, any male forcing intercourse would have this device stuck in his
penis and he would be easily identified by the wounds.
 

Model VI-2

Same construction as Model VI-1 accept that the walls of the insert all
have spring hinged tiny spikes that point inward as such:

/---------------------
|  /  /  /  /  /
|
|  \  \  \  \  \
\---------------------

Thus, the would-be rapist will have this device stuck on/in his penis
and he would be easily identified.
 

MODEL VI-S1

This sinister vaginal insert allows the woman to release a spring
loaded blade. When the woman thrust a certain way (instructions
included) the blade springs out and slices up whatever is in her at the
time.
 

Model VI-HM Blueprints

These blueprints allow a person to make a safe homemade version of
protection at a low cost. Although somewhat complicated, the person
basically uses carefully placed broken glass in cork.
 

Conclusion

     There are two major reasons that these inventions never made it
into major production: no woman wants to wear what for her is basically
a dildo all day, and a harmed would-be rapist is an unhappy would-be
rapist and would probably kill a woman who used such a thing.